if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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