I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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