eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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