You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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