she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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