Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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