I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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