You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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