I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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