Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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