One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
what the fuck happened to the tacos
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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