We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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