So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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