You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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