did you get engaged???
youre lurking in front of me
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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