did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We are all done wearing pants today
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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