Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I touched a dick in church today
Are these your boobs on my camera?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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