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(203): View more from Connecticut

listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating

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(954): View more from Florida

my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.

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(317): View more from Indiana

TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.

(415): View more from California

I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext

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(573): View more from Missouri

Did you high five my face last night?

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Yes. Yes I did.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.

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(561): View more from Florida

You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?

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