I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Less talking, more tequila
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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