How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
There r osticjed everywhere
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I deserve this hangover.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
