The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It's blow job season.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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