So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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