What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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