I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just pee around me
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My feet surprised me
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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