The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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