Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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