I like to think it a success when the cops are called
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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