No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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