I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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