And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
too bad you live with your parents still
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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