I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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