so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
