Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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