so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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