it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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