The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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