Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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