If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
birth control should be required to get into college
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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