Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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