i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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