worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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