My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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