Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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