she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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