you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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