she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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