The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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