he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
