apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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