FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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